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I saw a graphic called i, Republican with a parody on Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. As I read it, I felt it didn't quite ring true. I knew that there were Democrats in Congress who also obeyed these three laws. And if you've been following Congress for the past 20 years, you will see just how true these laws are:

i, Congress

The 3 Laws

1. Congress may not injure a corporation or, through inaction, allow a corporation to come to lose money.


2. Congress must obey any orders given to it by corporations, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.


3. Congress must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.